Random Stuff Floatin' in My Dome

I was reading a magazine last night and came across an article. The person asked if he could have dinner with 5 people, who would they be? I'm like, I gotta do somethin' like that. So here it is. I also have others things like islands, and people I'd punch and other things. Enjoy!!



5 people I'd invite over for dinner:
1. Jesus. I'm not for sure my Savior would like my pork chops, but I would love to rap with Him about the world today. I'm not sure I'd crack jokes, but we would have a good conversation.

2. 50 Cent. I know he wouldn't like my pork chops. He's a bigger gym freak than me. I would pick his brain about everything. This guy is one of the smartest people around. And he's a good rapper too!

3. Martin Luther King Jr. I would love to have him at my house. He definitely can make a speech at my dinner table and we'd all listen. One of the greatest men ever. I would thank him for helping us Blacks realize that we could rise above. I admit, some things are still tough as far as racism, but it ain't nearly as bad like it was in his time. RIP

4. Quinton Rampage Jackson. This MMA star is one of the most coolest. We would definitely get along. We would goof off until Jesus tell's us to chill. Of course we'd listen!!!

5. Kobiyasha. Yeah that Japanese dude who eats like a vacuum. I would challenge this dude. I would ask him(translator on hand) how he can all that much and not have his heart blow up. This cat is awesome!!!!



If I was on an island, what would I bring?

1. Kim Kardashian

2. Jessica Alba, and Biel

3. Halle Berry

4. Alicia Keys

5. Beyonce

I know you are sayin' to yourself: Why all females? I would need to re populate, so I think they would be suitable women to do this, right? Besides, I ain't doin' no work. I'll have the kids do it.


Men who have been an influence (outside of my dad)

1. Ted Scholes

2. John Margani my former Youth minister

3. Mike McConell

4. Jerry Ford my former Pastor

5. Mr. Shonecke the Wood shop teacher in High School


Women who have been an influence (outside Mom)

1. Mrs. Poole. My English teacher in High School

2. Erica Carter. Former boss at my old job the Hideout. My big sister!

3. Ashleigh Beltz. Been cool since forever. Very kind

4. Gail Orr. I used to help her with the nursery in my church.

5. Treca McConnel. My 2nd Mom!





If I could make the world a better place, I'd punch these jabronis in the face:

1. Bill O'Reilly: Self righteous jackass

2. Jose Conseco: Certified rat

3. The chick in the show I Love New York. I don't advocate violence on women, but if you seen her, that ain't no woman!!!!!

4. PETA. Camera whores

5. Those spoiled White girls on Sweet 16. Enough said!